Well, I'm starting to lose faith in the author Peter De Vries. I wanted and halfway expected to like The Mackerel Plaza starting out, but as I approach the midpoint, I'm starting to question whether I'll finish.

( Quotes, judgments, whatever. )

Watch band velcro strap water-activated odor memory! Augh!

It is not ok to be this emo. Just... wow. WOW ( Read more... )

Though I have been making consistent and slow progress in the subject in much the same way as I have been in the other branches, something about Algebra has always creeped me out, and I think I have an idea of what it is ( Read more... )

Superman Returns is pretty awful. I'm just going to list additional grievances ( Read more... )

So I've been trying to read up on some history, trying to get some idea of where things are and how they got here, etc. And the high school kids are right - history really is fucking boring. Those bastards, fucking blood-lusting piety-spewing bastards, all of them, made it that way on purpose by getting away with the exact same petty shit over and ( Read more... )

Come up with your own title for a hard-hitting no-holds-barred expose! Open my eyes! Cut me, Mickey, so I can keep up the good fight! The rules are simple ( Read more... )

This game recently was given a "Greatest Hits" rerelease, and so I picked it up. It's Greek mythology appropriated into a video game, emphasizing the savagery. The main character, Kratos, is a hypermasculine anti-hero who's out to kill Ares, the God of War, on the behalf of the other gods, since it is forbidden for gods to fight each other. In ( Read more... )

Sobe's Superman energy drink tastes exactly like a melted cherry popsickle, one which has been forcefully sucked on so that most of the juice has been taken out and it's like, yuck, I should've just kept licking. You can almost feel the slushy crunch between your molars as you drink Superman. Lowest recommendation.

Snatch Snake Shenanigans, a chilling work of Christian horror by Frank Peretti!

...because Hell ain't pretty, kid!